Saturday, 16th July 2022
WhatsApp forwarded
A argument between husband and wife (both are M.A. English literature). Instead of shouting, abusing or physical force...they exchange poems to each other.
WIFE
I wrote your name on the sand,
_it got washed away
I wrote your name in the air,
it was blown away...
Then, I wrote your name in my heart and got a Heart Attack !
HUSBAND
God saw me hungry,
he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty,
he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark,
he created light.
He saw me without problems,..... he created YOU !
WIFE
Twinkle twinkle little star.
You should know what you are.
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far !
HUSBAND
The rain makes all things beautiful.
_The grass and flowers too. _
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you ?
WIFE
Roses are red; Violets are blue;
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
HUSBAND
Don't get angry
you will find me there too
Not in a cage but outside, laughing at you !
JUST LAUGH IT OUT
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